Sex and Mongering in Cuba

“There is always an uneasy marriage between socialism and tourism in an economically- challenged country.” -Peter Sanchez and Kate Adams; Loyola University, Chicago USA.Well, socialism was taken too literally by the Cubans and they just love getting to know a lot of people with the sole reason of getting money or gifts in order to feed their families. And we do strongly think that Cuba relies on tourism for building its nation. The more tourists go to Cuba means more chances of getting out of there and having a better life. Well, if we were in their shoes, we would probably do the same thing. Lure men and women to have fun with us and then convince them to give us a one way ticket to the moon. Cuba is quite different when compared to other countries because Cuba does not only have women sex tourist guides but also men- a lot of bronzed- skin men. And because of this, a lot of middle- aged women around the world are up for an exotic and romantic getaway with someone who is way younger than their age. Most tourists come from Canada and Europe. The Cuban government tried to eliminate prostitution but it just never happened. It was a trade one cannot refuse for both counterparts. Cuban women and men cannot refuse money in exchange for sex while tourists cannot get what they want without paying or even splurging for these Cuban hotties and hunks.Just like other Spanish- speaking countries, they know what you want even if there is a language barrier. You can just wink or smile or just flash some cash to whoever you have chosen.

So listen closely if you want to have a trip which spells SEXTRAVAGANZA!

• NIGHTCLUBS are the best places to go to when you want to look for a hot mami or papi. Nothing makes them want to show off some skin but the dance floor. Cuba is one of those countries that have a close- knit relationship with music. Unlike in the US, Cuba’s music is more of like salsa and reggae. So stop booty shaking because that’s not how they roll. They want a smooth dancer who knows how to sway his/ her hips as the beat from the congas fill the air. It’s a Latin America country- think of J Lo.
• Go to a park. It might be old- fashioned you may say but this could save you from the expensive drinks at the bar. Just stroll and wander around parks and you could see women and men there. Just hanging around and waiting for a “service” they’d be glad enough to give you. Cuban mamis and papis in the bar charge around 80 dollars while those who just wait outside could give you anything for as low as 4 dollars. If they do well and if they really blow your mind with the wonders of their sexy bodies and their greatness in performing, throw in a ten and they’ll surely appreciate it.
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  The farther you go, the better the bargain. So if you are one of those cheapskates and you would want to get a good deal with the smallest offer you can give, then Cuba can make you have a sextravaganza at the cheapest price. Let’s say you got out of the club, went past the park and you still can’t afford a Cuban hottie or hunk… well, just keep on walking. The lesser the girls and guys, the better chances of bargaining. These prostitutes would rather offer a lower price in order to get some money just to provide what they need. They perform better once you have talked about the deal.

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