Saturday 30 November 2013

20 weird and funny US sex laws

No matter when or where, there are a number of sexual activities going on all around the USA. So those who are now busy in reading this article, we can assure that you are not the part of the statistics right at this moment. However let us teach you some new stuffs or aware you about some rules. Because if you are in USA and want to have sex with someone, these rules will be helpful otherwise you might violate the rules and get punished.

You are going to break these if you don’t know these:
 
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  1. Alexandria, Minnesota:  You cannot have sex with your wife without brushing your teeth due to the fact that your breath gives the bad scent of sardines, onions or garlic.
  2. Anniston, Alabama: A woman is not allowed to pay their Pool bets with sex. Billiard rooms must be free from all kind of sexual activities.
  3. Bakersfield, California: You are not allowed to dream of having sexual activities with satan without a condom.
  4. Bozeman, Montana: You are not allowed to have sexual intercourse in front premise of your home being naked.
  5. Clinton, Oklahoma: Jerking off while seeing a couple making love with each other in a vehicle is not allowed.
  6. Connorsville, Wisconsin:  It’s illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
  7. Cottonwood, Arizona: You might be charged if you have sexual activities with your partner in a car with punctures tires.
  8. Florida: You are not allowed to fuck a porcupine.
  9. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: You must not encounter with a truck driver in a tollbooth.
  10. Hastings, Nebraska:  Room renters in a hotel must  be given a clean nightdress. And sleeping naked is not allowed here. Even they should put on the nightdress while having sexual intercourse.
  11. Liberty Corner, New Jersey: Couple must be aware while having sex in a vehicle, because if anyone of them accidently presses the horn, they might be arrested.
  12. Minnesota: Man is not allowed to have sex with an alive fish.
  13. Nevada: One must put on a condom before having sex with a prostitute.
  14. Newcastle, Wyoming: Two people are not allowed to have sex with each other staying inside of a walk-in freezer.
  15. Oblong, Illinois: People are not allowed to have sex while hunting, not even on the day they get married.
  16. Oxford, Ohio: Women must not put off their dresses while standing in front of a man’s picture.
  17. Tremonton, Utah:  No woman is allowed to have sex with a man in critical moment like while riding in an ambulance.
  18. Utah: Zoophilism which means having sexual intercourse with beasts is allowed providing it is non profit.
  19. Washington D.C.:  In this place, You are only allowed to have sex with the missionary position.
  20. Willowdale, Oregon:  Cursing during sexual intercourse is illegal.
Seems crazy, huh? 

The craziest things about these laws are how bizarre and specific they are. I mean they are so specific; it makes me wonder just how often this has happened that a law needed to be made to prevent it from happening. Furthermore, are these laws actually being enforced?
Though these laws are really weird, I must confess that they are so particular. And one point to be noted, are these rules being applied really?

Can It Get Any Crazier Than This?

Yes, these rules seem weird and humorous, but I am thing about the condition of the men, women or couple who went through these laws. That would not be funny for them but a matter of shame and embarrassment.
What is weird to us might be typical matter to others. Everyone in the earth has his own opinions and principle. One’s personal choice is not supposed to be liked by everyone else. However each has the freedom to do whatever he/she wants to do. But I am glad that at least I am able to search online for escorts and able to download and watch porn on my Smartphone in USA.

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